Elephant Jokes #1
Elephant Jokes #2
They won't fit on the ironing board.
Elephant Jokes #3
They only have one pair of trunks.
Elephant Jokes #4
Because they can't keep their trunks up!
Elephant Jokes #5
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Welcome To Mom's Dad Jokes!
Nice One, Dad! This site casts a spotlight on those revered jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad unleashes a joke that everyone has heard. While lame dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. Fathers are finally free to publicly lead their families towards a funnier future. How bout 'dat?
Let us start with the subject of Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where newspaper writer wrote an impassioned defense of Dad Jokes. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told . HAH! You trying being funny on a daily basis. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally had an increasing number of Google searches in 2014 after the media picked it up.
Straight from the mouth of the man himself, here are a collection of terrible dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Stuck trying to keep a bus full of teenagers calm? Stuck trying to keep a bus full of school kids calm? Or even looking for a way to kick off your graduation speech? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a good Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are good Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as the worst elephant jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are clean elephant jokes but some could qualify as cheesy Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these lame Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of hilarious elephant jokes regularly so you can easily get new dad jokes.
Cheesy Dad Jokes are everywhere. Just look at this article on NPR. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some heavy hitters on the younger generation.
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