Dad Jokes #1
It's too well armed.
Dad Jokes #2
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Dad Jokes #3
Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
Dad Jokes #4
Unless you want me to be.
Dad Jokes #5
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Dad Jokes #6
Because it was a cheetah.
Dad Jokes #7
Dad Jokes #8
Dad Jokes #9
Because they cantaloupe!
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Welcome To Mom's Dad Jokes!
Stuck trying to find yet another reason to groan after Christmas brunch? This site is an epic celebration of those hallowed jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad manages to make the entire family groan. While great dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. Entire Books Have Been Written About Them. We have arrived!
In case you didn't know about them, let us discuss Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where newspaper columnist wrote an impassioned defense of Dad Jokes. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told , interrupting their deep study of cat pictures. Yeah buddy, I've got your Geritol waiting. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally became part of the online vocabulary in 2014 according to Google's search data.
Handpicked from the Internet and Social Media, here are a collection of clean dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Driving kids to the beach? Stuck trying to keep a bus full of teenagers calm? Or even looking for a way to kick off your graduation speech? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a good Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are the best Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as terrible dad jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are awesome dad jokes but some could qualify as cheesy Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these bad Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of great dad jokes regularly so you can easily get the best dad jokes.
Cheesy Dad Jokes are everywhere. We've got newspaper coverage - link to Gettysburg Times article about dad jokes. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some serious wisdom on the younger generation.
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