Do you know the drill?
A crown witness
Toothpace
You can't handle the tooth!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A plaque
Brace Yourself!
Because it needed a filling
A tooth ferry.
They have they are experteeth.
Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
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Welcome To Mom's Dad Jokes!
This site is an epic celebration of those painful jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad manages to make everyone groan. This site is an epic celebration of those revered jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad manages to make everyone groan. While hilarious dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. They are mentioned on National TV. We have arrived!
Let us start with the subject of Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where a writer for the Gettysburg Times first put the term in print. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told , interrupting their deep study of slashdot humor. Snort - I'd like to see you try it. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally had an increasing number of Google searches in 2014 after some memes went viral on Facebook.
Handpicked from the Internet and Social Media, here are a collection of clean dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Stuck trying to keep a bus full of teenagers calm? Driving kids to a church picnic? Or even attempting to survive your first week as a substitute teacher? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a hilarious Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are the best Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as terrible dentist jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are clean dentist jokes but some could qualify as corny Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these lame Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of good dentist jokes regularly so you can easily get the newest dad jokes.
Corny Dad Jokes are everywhere. Indeed, there are now entire scholarly papers about Dad Jokes!. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some deep insight on the younger generation.
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