Some Elf Fun Jokes!
It's almost that time of year. Christmas is right around the corner. It can get a little frantic as people search everywhere for that perfect gift or toy that must be had. Want to make it a little more fun and less hectic. Try out some of these jokes to lighten the mood. These are also great to send in little notes to your kids, in their lunchboxes.
These are jokes that can be told to anyone. There is nothing offensive, kids, and adults alike will love them.
Get ready to do a little giggling with these fun elf jokes.
Q: How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders.
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: Wrap music.
Q: Why do elves like Dolls?
A: They can share the clothes.
Q: What do you call an elf who's won the lottery?
A: Welfy.
Q: Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?
A: Elfies.
Q: Why do elves make good listeners?
A: Because they're all ears.
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
Q: How long should an elf's legs be?
A: Just long enough to reach the ground!
Q: Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
A: Because he had the drum sticks!
Q: Where do elves go dancing?
A: Christmas balls.
Q: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
Q: Did Rudolp go to school?
A;NO! He was elf-taught!
Q: How did the elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?
A: Using an "Elf"-evator.
Q: What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?
A: The twelf
These are just a handful of funelf jokes to tell around Christmas time. Remember, Christmas is supposed to be a joyous time, spent with friends and family. Don't let the never-ending search for presents and recipes get you down. Sit down and tell some elf jokes.
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