Goat Jokes #1
I kid you not
Goat Jokes #2
They bow their heads and bray.
Goat Jokes #3
But I say whatever floats your goat!
Goat Jokes #4
She’s a real kidder.
Goat Jokes #5
Goat Jokes #6
Only for young goats - then it's kidnapping.
Goat Jokes #7
Goat Jokes #8
He's great with kids
Goat Jokes #9
Goat Jokes #10
I asked if it was ba-a-a-ad.
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Sometimes you need just one goat joke. And other times - such as when you're running a petting zoo or going to goat yoga class, you probably need a ton of funny goat jokes. We've got you covered.
What do you call a young goat? We're not kidding around here....
Apparently there are goat pick up lines. And... we're going to skip them for the sake of keeping this family friendly.
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Nice One, Dad! This site is an epic celebration of those painful jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad tells a joke that was funny when the Flintstones were on TV. While hilarious dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. They talk about them on Oprah!. We have arrived!
In case you haven't heard much about them, let us discuss Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where newspaper writer first put the term in print. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told , interrupting their deep study of manga. HAH! You trying being funny on a daily basis. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally had an increasing number of Google searches in 2014 according to Google's search data.
Handpicked from the Internet and Social Media, here are a collection of funny dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Driving kids to a church picnic? Stuck trying to keep a bus full of school kids calm? Or even getting ready to host Easter dinner? We've got you covered! We've got goat jokes for kids. Goat one liners! Funny Goat Sounds sold separately.
Corny Dad Jokes are everywhere. We've got newspaper coverage - link to Gettysburg Times article about dad jokes. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some heavy hitters on the younger generation.
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