A casual tea
The Doctor will see you now.
His heart was racing the whole time.
In case they need to draw blood
It was a vital mistake
Must be patient.
A Curse Practitioner
Gator-aid.
He's ill-mannered!
Because they don't want no scrubs.
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Welcome To Mom's Dad Jokes!
Stuck trying to find family friendly humor? This site is dedicated to those vintage jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad tells a joke everyone has heard. While silly dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. They are now a respected part of comedy. We have arrived!
It would be helpful to define Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where a writer for the Gettysburg Times first put the term in print. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told . Forgot to fill up the gas tank after you used the car for a date, did we? Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally became part of the online vocabulary in 2014 according to Google's search data.
Straight from the mouth of the man himself, here are a collection of silly dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Stuck trying to keep a bus full of school kids calm? Driving kids to the beach? Or even attempting to survive your first week as a substitute teacher? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a good Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are good Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as bad nurse jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are clean nurse jokes but some could qualify as cheesy Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these bad Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of hilarious nurse jokes regularly so you can easily get new dad jokes.
Great Dad Jokes are everywhere. Even Reddit is in the Game. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some heavy hitters on the younger generation.
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