To the e-arghh.
Were sung on the high Cs?
He needed a little ARRR and ARRR.
Because not all who plunder have flossed.
Shiver Me Tinder!
They give no quarter!
Because they spend years at C.
A buck an ear.
Aye Matey
After you lose the first hand, you’re hooked!!!
Scurvy
Caviarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You think it be 'R' but it's the 'C' he loves.
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Welcome To Mom's Pirate Jokes!
Nice One, Dad! This site casts a spotlight on those awkward jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad unleashes a joke that even the dog has heard. While great dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. Fathers are finally free to publicly lead their families towards a funnier future. How bout 'dat?
Consider the meaning of Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where a writer for the Gettysburg Times wrote an impassioned defense of Dad Jokes. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told . HAH! You trying being funny on a daily basis. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally had an increasing number of Google searches in 2014 according to Google's search data.
Handpicked from the Internet and Social Media, here are a collection of funny dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Driving kids to a camp-out? Driving kids to the beach? Or even attempting to survive your first week as a substitute teacher? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a great Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are good Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as lame pirate jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are awesome pirate jokes but some could qualify as corny Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these terrible Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of hilarious pirate jokes regularly so you can easily get the best dad jokes.
Cheesy Dad Jokes are everywhere. They are part of that hallowed American institution, Readers Digest. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some profound thoughts on the younger generation.
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