Squirrel Jokes #1
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You're a tough nut to crack!
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A branch manager
Squirrel Jokes #6
Leaf me alone!
Squirrel Jokes #7
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Squirrel Jokes #9
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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These Squirrel Jokes Will Drive You Nuts!
We've had a soft spot for squirrels ever since we owned a Great Dane. Those little fellows would hang out on the back fence and taunt him. He would go running at them full tilt (all 150 lbs of dog), barking for all he was worth as they scampered across the fence to safety. But he was always up for the chase - all you had to say was "Is that a Squirrel!" and he would bolt for the back door, even if he was upstairs in the family room.
Welcome to our collection of funny squirrel jokes (or funny nut jokes). We're family friendly here (we keep it clean; no rude squirrel jokes or dirty squirrel jokes here). These family friendly dad jokes poke fun at our furry little friends and their favorite food. I mean - think about all the stuff they're done for us! I mean, there's the old "are you a squirrel" pick up line! (Because you keep driving me nuts).
Or the why was the squirrel late for work joke! (Because traffic was nuts!)
What do squirrels like to drink? (Nut Tea)... Groan - more squirrel one liners....
Or the How do you catch a squirrel joke... Climb a tree and act like a nut.
And we've got so many TV and comic characters to draw from - Sandy the Squirrel (and the infamous "Stupid Sandy" meme after the big storm) and plenty of squirrel jokes SpongeBob would love.
In any event, we hope you enjoy our little collection of squirrel sayings. Click through the slideshow above to get some great squirrel jokes. We've got more jokes about the seasons here.
More About This Site - Mom's Dad Jokes
This site presents a curated selection of those painful jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad tells a joke that was funny when the Flintstones were on TV. This site is dedicated to those revered jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad tells a joke that was funny when the Flintstones were on TV. While hilarious dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. They are mentioned on National TV. How bout 'dat?
Straight from the mouth of the man himself, here are a collection of silly dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Stuck trying to keep a bus full of teenagers calm? Driving kids to the beach? Or even getting ready to host Halloween dinner? We've got you covered!
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