Turkey Jokes #1
He already had the drumsticks
Turkey Jokes #2
He didn't Czech his flight plans & ended up in Greece. Unfortunately, people were Hungary.
Turkey Jokes #3
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Now, I only eat hot turkey.
Turkey Jokes #5
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Turkey Jokes #6
It tasted fowl.
Turkey Jokes #7
Turkey Jokes #8
The Turkey! Hes always stuffed!
Turkey Jokes #9
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Turkey Jokes #11
Everyone at the frozen food section panicked.
Turkey Jokes #12
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Welcome To Mom's Dad Jokes!
Stuck trying to find a good clean joke? This site is dedicated to those hallowed jokes which have been passed down from generation to generation, reliving that cherished moment when dad manages to make everyone groan. While good dad jokes have been an anonymous labor of love for generations, they finally started to get the respect they deserve. They are mentioned on National TV. How bout 'dat?
Let us start with the subject of Dad Jokes. The earliest recorded use of the term was in 1987 where newspaper columnist first put the term in print. The phrase was first mentioned online in 2003 on a chat board mocking "lame dad jokes" their fathers told . Shows what you know. Dad jokes got a little more respect towards the end of the decade, with shout outs on a TV show and 'How I Met Your Mother'. The term finally had an increasing number of Google searches in 2014 according to Google's search data.
Handpicked from the Internet and Social Media, here are a collection of clean dad jokes ready for your use. Simply page through the dad jokes list until you find one you like and let it rip. We've even started assembling a few special collections for specific occasions.
Stuck trying to keep a bus full of school kids calm? Driving kids to a camp-out? Or even looking for a way to kick off your graduation speech? We've got you covered!
You are probably rarely asked: Tell me a great Dad Jokes. Indeed, you will probably be dropping these little gems of wisdom at your discretion. While we think they are the best Dad Jokes, some of these would clearly also qualify as terrible turkey jokes, earning you a well deserved groan or two. Most are awesome turkey jokes but some could qualify as bad Dad Jokes. Indeed, we are willing to tell dad jokes about Dad Jokes in pursuit of a cheap laugh. So study these terrible Dad Jokes well and bookmark this page for future reference. We update our lists of hilarious turkey jokes regularly so you can easily get the newest dad jokes.
Cheesy Dad Jokes are everywhere. They are part of that hallowed American institution, Readers Digest. So take a look through our site and get ready to drop some time-honored humor on the younger generation.
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